No Vampires Remain In Romania (Dracula Spectacular) is a song written and performed by King Luan. It is used for the end credits of the What We Do in the Shadows episode "City Council".
The song was featured on King Luan’s 2019 album There Are No Gnomes in Sweden.
Lyrics[]
No Vampires Remain in Romania
I am not your Dracula spectacular
This is not your weekend in Vegas
This is not your selfie obscura
I am not your tour guide of Paris
This is not West Hollywood on Thursday
I am not your objet d'art
I am not your sepia heyday
This is not the moment we part
No vampires remain in Romania
No vampires remain in Romania
Don't walk alone in Transylvania
No vampires remain in Romania
No vampires remain in Romania
No vampires remain in Romania
Don't walk alone in Transylvania
No vampires remain in Romania
I am not your pop starlet saviour
This is not your reference du jour
This is not your sanctioned behaviour
I am not the disease or the cure
No vampires remain in Romania
No vampires remain in Romania
Don't sing this song in Transylvania
No vampires remain in Romania