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Jeremy is a human friend of Guillermo. He appears in TV series.

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When Nandor’s household were asked to host the Bi-Annual Vampire Orgy, he asked Guillermo to find some virgins for the vampires to feast on. Guillermo realised that he had already exhausted the town’s supply. While the two shopped for party goods, they bumped into Jeremy, Guillermo’s friend since high school. Guillermo tried to protect the supposedly virginal Jeremy by pretending he had a girlfriend, but Jeremy failed to get the hint. Jeremy then had a nosebleed (a recurring problem for him) and left the store. Nandor licked the blood from the floor and declared it to be some of the most virginal blood he had ever tasted. He demanded Jeremy attend the orgy and Guillermo, desperate to become a vampire, agreed to invite him.

Jeremy arrived at the orgy with mochi ice cream, his presence immediately exciting the vampire guests. The orgy was later interrupted by Laszlo declaring his love for Nadja through a loudspeaker, inviting her to a two-person orgy in another room. Meanwhile, Guillermo became overwhelmed with guilt over inviting Jeremy and left his room to warn him. As the guests began to leave out of embarrassment, Nadja tried to lure them back by promising them a virgin. She unveiled Jeremy to the guests, only for them to witness him having sex with another vampire, Constantin. A very surprised Guillermo also ran in, and Jeremy declared the party to be “awesome”.

After all the guests left, Jeremy stayed to enjoy a card game, Apples to Apples, with Constantin and Colin Robinson.

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