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Bi-Annual Vampire Orgy

Colin Robinson during a 2019 event his house hosted.

The Bi-Annual Vampire Orgy is a popular event occuring twice a year to provide an outlet for the intense sexual needs of vampires. Dozens, if not hundreds, of guests attend and, according to Laszlo, vampire sex can last for years. At one point, it became a tri-annual event, but this idea was scrapped as for some vampires it could take months to recover from.

Vampires who host such events are under intense pressure to make it successful. Hosting a bad orgy has been known to cause such high levels of shame that it has turned vampires permanently into vampire bats.

In 2019, the Staten Island vampire residence was asked to host an orgy. Despite the vampires' best efforts, the event came to an adrupt end when Laszlo, who initially refused to take part, loudly declared his love for Nadja and proposed a two-person orgy upstairs. As the guests started to leave out of embarassment, Nadja tried to lure them back by unveiling their virgin, Jeremy, only for everyone to witness him having sex with another guest, Constantin. The shame caused Laszlo and Nadja to get temporarily stuck in bat form afterwards.

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